Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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