Quick, to the slutcave!
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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