I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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