I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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