I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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