you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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