ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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