yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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