He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
