i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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