Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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