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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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