can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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