you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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