question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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