He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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