he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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