You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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