you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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