What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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