some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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