3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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