so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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