No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He shit in the fireplace
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