I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
it was like having sex with a tree stump
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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