i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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