I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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