I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I'm really busy with my period
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