Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
COCAINE IS GR8
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
