try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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