is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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