garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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