Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
