And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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