Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
be right there i have to get my cape
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
