how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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