And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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