A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
