I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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