24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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