therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I hope mine doesn't look like that
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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