On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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