so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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