Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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