Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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