no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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