i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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