is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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