Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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