I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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