Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
