Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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